I dare you

Here's a list of all my dares for NaNo '07. Bolded if I've included them.

1. Let one of your characters trip over a cat.
BP: cat isn't hurt.
DBP: your character is.

2. Have a character recieve 15 strawberries as a gift.
BP: they talk.
DBP: they speak Japanese.

3. Include the following phrases.
"I'm easy to get on with once you learn to whorship me."
"Alas, a cornucopia of love!"
"There IS no spoon!"
"It's purple enough, but it's just a tad to spirally."
Char A: "We think we did?"
Char B: "It was dark."

4. Have a character obsessed with books to the point where they tal kto books and they think their books talk back.
BP: character has schizophrenia and short term memory loss.
DBP: character's personality changes drastically when books are harmed.
TBP: All of the above, and the character works in a library where books are mistreated.

5. Write novel using a Magic Eight Ball. Use at critical plot points.


Total word count thus far: 4 872 / 50 000